Annika Schleu was dreaming of Olympic gold when she sat astride the beast that would break her heart. As per the rules of modern pentathlon, she’d had just 20 minutes with her randomly allocated horse before attempting to guide him around a deserted showjumping course.
It was the 2021 Olympics in Tokyo, with its post-apocalyptic aesthetic of face masks, saliva swabs, and empty stadiums. Amid this destabilising environment, a tearful Schleu would soon realise that her horse’s name, Saint Boy, was one dripping in irony.
The modern pentathlon involves five events: fencing, swimming, show jumping, pistol shooting, and cross-country running. As the show jumping commenced, Schleu led the entire field. By the time it was over, not only was the German dead last, but her sport was staring into the abyss.
Saint Boy had no interest in completing any of the jumps. Wild-eyed and agitated, the horse’s frenzied demeanour was mirrored by his rider, who sobbed and thrashed her arms like a toddler being told the soft play’s closed. It was then that Schleu’s coach, Kim Raisner, decided to intervene. Reaching over the gate, she punched the horse on the backside. This violent act calmed neither horse nor athlete.


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